how many crimethInc kids does it take to change a lightbulb
Has anybody noticed this whole ‘how many crimethInc activists does it take to change a lightbulb’ thing all across the innertoobz?
They are funny!!
Here is my favourite, from the awesome but often scary site riotjoke.com (there are also good ones about vegans and hippies on there):
“Q. How many crimethInc kids does it take to change a lightbulb?”
“A. There were only two of us, wandering listlessly in the night. The city glowed bright in all of its excess. When we stepped foot in that abandoned warehouse, the first thing we saw was the burned out lightbulbs, hanging from the mold-spattered ceiling. It only took us a couple minutes to switch out that vacuum-filled shell. We hadn’t only made a change in the warehouse, but in our hearts. We climbed up to the roof to watch the stars, cars zipping by like ants, oblivious to the beauty that rests above them. When we woke up to the sun-rise we knew, we just fucking knew, we could could change a hell of a lot more than just lightbulbs.”
crimethInc rules by the way: